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The Arena · Main Event

Tonight's Matchup

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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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VS
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PIZZA
Will Lose
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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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PIZZA
THE CHALLENGER
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CHAMPIONSHIP MARGIN
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PEAK HOUR
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REIGNING CHAMPION
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